I usually update in the morning, while I am sipping my coffee and watching DJ destroy my living room. But today... Well, today was horrible.
Let's back up to yesterday. I was feeding DJ, and sipping on my second cup of coffee. I left my wonderful cup to put him down for his nap, and came back to take a big gulp. I happened to look down into my white and black paisley cup and saw, to my horror...
A GNAT!
I yelped. Hubby laughed. I gagged. And gagged. And gagged some more. Hubby laughed some more.
And that was my last sip of the day.
Fast forward to this morning. I couldn't bring myself to make a pot of coffee. I actually started getting queasy thinking about another suicide bug diver. So I got on with my day, sans coffee.
And that is where my trouble began.
It started with a nagging headache. Then progressed to nausea. And extreme fatigue. And turned into a full blown migraine, complete with light sensitivity and body aches.
Thank goodness wonderful Hubby is on leave, and could take over parenting duties while I attempted to sleep the day away. (He even did the dishes!)
Do they make AA meetings for caffeine? I dunno. I do know one thing, though. Tomorrow morning, I will have one HUGE cup of coffee. Maybe 2 or 3, actually. I'm not ready to admit I have a problem.
First can I say, freaking hilarious! Second can I say I feel your pain. I wouldn;t want bug coffee either.
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